I'm 18 and chilling. I'm part of Princeton's Class of 2015. I love Harry Potter, but HATE twilight. I'm a hopeless romantic but have a sexually deviant side. I love tanning, but my friends hate that I do it. I study far too hard but never seem to do well enough. I want to grow up so badly, but I'm scared of the future. I work for Dunkin Donuts, but I don't drink coffee. I embrace my Latina roots but am the "whitest" person you'll ever meet. I'm a bartender, and I play rugby. I'm a walking bowl of contradictions. I'm addicted to three things: bronzer, boys, and booze. I live life on the edge, but I'm super conservative. My life is a show, and you're a spectator. Feel free to walk out; you wouldn't be the first.
twitter: @emilieburke

I’m so tempted just to tell you everything sometimes.

sunlitinspiration:

Get out my phone, type in your name and share with you how much I’ve been missing you and your conversation. 

But it’s wrong, and, so, I pull myself away, farther and farther as the season gets colder and the days get longer. 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west

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stayy0ung-and-wild:

And none for Gretchen Weiners…

OMG THANK YOU

  • 1964: I want to hold your hand
  • 1978: Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round
  • 1990: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  • 2005: Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.
  • 2011: Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass.

notlikeidreamed:

The Breakfast Club, 1985